My ex fiance...you know....the one who cheated on me with my married friend while I was living with him, taking care of his kids, doing his laundry and cooking, cleaning his house....
that one?
He works for a company whose motto is "Our goal...Complete satisfaction."
Well, I received a little dish of complete satisfaction at his expense this evening.
An undisclosed source, really the only person I interact with at all who knows us both anymore, said to me "Are you ready for some gossip?"
Not, for a moment, thinking it would be about HIM...I said "Sure!"
She said "I've seen your wedding pictures. Your husband is very good looking. Your ex....is not."
She went on to elaborate that he has lost much of his hair, yet he still wears what there IS of it in a scraggly pony tail.
He has grown fat and bloated and unhealthy, and, to quote her directly, "He is just NOT aging well!"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
For a man who once thought he was god's gift to all womankind, and who centered his entire life on how handsome he was....this is very, very bad news.
For the woman who was once his wife to be, who was totally in love with him back then, and who was completely heart broken by his man-whore ways....this is very, VERY satisfying news!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!! I can't stop laughing!!!
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